People do walk their dogs or run along the beach, fortunately you can see them coming a long way off. Alice, now naked, reveals how she copes with the blight of midges — a liberal application of body cream mixed with eucalyptus and citronella. Warning None known, but check the locally for tide details and any currents affecting the beach. It just sort of happens. For her, it's to do with confidence. Ryan Christie Ryan Christie celebrates Celtic win with hilarious dance moves The midfielder was Celtic's key man in the win over Aberdeen and was loving life after the game. There are also a number of unofficial naturist beaches around the coast and an officially designated one — Cleat's Shore, on Arran.
The beach can be reached via a long footpath from Glenfinnan, off the A at the northern end of the loch.
The Only Nude Beach in Scotland
There is also a small vehicle ferry from Cloanaig in Argyll to Lochranza, in the north of the island. On a textile beach everybody's going, 'Aw, look at the state o' that! You should pass a blue and yellow cylinder with a number 4 on it She has also worked as a freelance journalist covering Southern Africa for a variety of national newspapers and magazines. Get weekly news by email.