Stick it in his ass

A ish year old man had come in with severe pains in his insides, and claimed to have no idea why. Worked in an ER for 5. Poor bugger, what are the chances. He never gave an excuse. Dude was found lying face down on his couch, completely naked, with a fish tail sticking out from between his cheeks. The story was something like; he had been out shopping and just got home, when he noticed that he had a lot of dirty dishes. One of responsibilities was to take all sorts of things from surgery to pathology.

Something to do with a big annual orgy in the region and putting exotic stuff up his butt is his party trick.

50 Hilarious ‘How Did That Get Up My Butt?’ Stories From The Emergency Room

A guy came in with 4 tennis balls up his ass. It is always a little funny when you see a patient being wheeled into the triage area lying on their stomach. Upon arriving at the party, he found the doctor who attended the procedure and proceeded to rant about people wasting such a great product and started slicing off pieces of sausage and eating it. Turns out some of them were really dirty though, so he had to scrub pretty vigorously. He jumped out and slipped, falling onto a medium-sized Yankee candle. He asked for a copy of the X-ray.

3 thoughts on “Stick it in his ass

  1. Anya Ivy. To be honest i dont really care if these hoes do black guys anymore. They do it for the money anyway. Cause then u have a scene like jynx maze ir nwhich was trash. U can tell she wasnt really into it.